Mata Hari

BACKGROUND

Mata Hari was a daughter of a diplomat; she travelled the world in her youth mixing in some pretty sophisticated circles but her dad was later framed and disgraced and both her parents disappeared. From the age of 14 she was on her own and her experience taught her to blend in anywhere, con anyone, assume any identity and live on her wits alone. When Kandyman saw her beat up 3 Military Policemen sent to arrest her, he knew she had to become a Kandygirl.

TRAINING

Mata spent 7 years studying Tai Kwan Do in heels.

SPECIALITY

“I can penetrate any organisation I like” Mata once infiltrated an all male triad gang “even when it’s painfully obvious they’re too in love with me to notice.”

FAVOURITE MOVE?

Mata can knock out any man with one karate chop “this can also stretch to wolves, bears and tigers”. Mata knocked through her kitchen and dinning room with her fists alone.

INSPIRATION?

Grace Kelly, Princess Diana and Frank Bruno

FAVOURITE MISSION?

Mata was responsible for the car bomb assassination of Hezbollah terror chief Imad Moughniyah in Damascus February 2008. “Pure coincidence! I just happened to be on a biscuit tasting trip in Syria at the time.”

FAVOURITE MOVE?

“although my karate chops are deadly I love the elegance of my spin kick”.

FAVOURITRE FIGHTING GEAR?

“Anything tight fighting! And heels and boots are a must!”.

PERSON YOU’D MOST LIKE TO TWAT?

“Chelsea captain and sleazy team mate shagger John Terry and now you mention it, how about Ashley Cole and Russell Brand?”

LITTLE KNOWN FACT

Mata Hari invented the bicycle.

MOST GUYS DEMOLISHED?

“That time I was told to take out the Cleveland Browns, I demolished them in minutes. How was I supposed to know Kandyman meant entertain them, you know, show them around town a bit?”

MOTIVATIONS?

“Ridding the world of evil and never having to work at my uncle’s potato museum”

LOVE LIFE?

“Yeah, its alright?”

VITAL STATS

5’4, Boot size 4 and disarmingly pretty

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