THE 10 GREATEST KAK MOVIES OF 2011 …..ON ONE DVD!

PLUS AMAZING EXTRAS!

INCLUDING…. THE NEW VIXEN MOVIE, AN EXCLUSIVE NEW AJ PHOTOSET, BEHIND THE SCENES FILMS, NEW TRAILERS  AND MORE!

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THE BEST FILMS OF 2011 ARE:

1. SEX, LIES AND KICK ASS TAPE starring Vixen, Red and Athena
2. KICK ASS BOXER starring AJ
3. KICK ASS SHE WROTE starring Vixen
4. KICK ASS IN THE HOOD starring Kix
5. GOOD KICK ASS HUNTING starring Cat and Bombshell
6. NATURAL BORN BAD ASS starring Sex Panther and Red
7. FULL METAL KICK ASS starring Mata Hari and Jet
8. MISSION KICK ASS starring Bambi and Kix
9. 12 ANGRY BAD ASS starring Amazon, Silver and Gold
10. CASINO KICK ASS starring Kix

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EXTRAS MENU:

*  VIXEN’S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE MOVIE – THE KICK ASS PROTOCOL (with a pole dancing Vixen as seen on the right)

*  AJ’S INCREDIBLE NEW PHOTOSET – AJ VS THE ARMY (as seen above)

*  VIXEN’S SUPER HOT PHOTOSET FROM THE KICK ASS PROTOCOL

*  5 EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES FILMS WITH THE GIRLS

* 4 EXCLUSIVE TRAILERS FOR FILMS OF 2012

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After getting captured in Casino Kick Ass, Kix is tied up in chains whilst the evil Ian Rush tries to sell his weapons of mass destruction. Is this the end for Kix? or can she possibly escape, beat up the armed guards and destroy Rush with those devastating high kicks? This film has it all, danger, peril and Kix in the jaws of defeat….holy shit!

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50 stunning high resolution stills of Kix in action from Casino Kick Ass.

Kix is on a solo mission armed only with her lethal kicks, deadly punches, sexy boots and killer smile.

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Kix is on a solo mission armed only with her lethal kicks, deadly punches, sexy boots and killer smile. Secret military secret things have fallen into the evil mitts of notorious terror chief Ian “The Rush” Rush after the Minister of Defence left them on a bus and Kix needs to get them back. “Casino Kick Ass is crammed with high octane action with a nice twist at the end” says Rupert Murdoch on the phone to his daughter.  

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The inmates of Scholesvilles most dangerous prison are rioting, the guards have run away and the Warden has no choice but to call in the Kandygirls!  Kix and Bambi are looking forward to sorting these lunatics out, they’re ready for action and they’re dressed to kill!

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Kix is off to investigate a boxing match fixing syndicate and she’s itching for action and she enters one of Britain’s toughest boxing gyms looking for answers. Booted and barefoot, she takes them all on! Using every part of her body and using every technique possible, from devastating punching to spinning and flying kicks, she unleashes hell on them to discover the truth!

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Kix and Silver are sent to smash a fake goods ring and both agents are in massively violent moods, showing off the greatest display of dangerous high kicking since El Classico. Kix’s suspicions have been roused though and as they take down an army of racketeers in a ruthless display unarmed combat, all is revealed in Kick Ass Kandy’s most epic finale!

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As Agents Red and Kix battle their way through a gang of hoodlum counterfitters, Colonel Bad Ass awaits. This evil mad man has been hatching a dastardly plan and there’s a shocking surprise in store! Of course, there’s loads of sexy and dangerous female action before he gets there but the world order is about to change for ever!

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Having demolished all the stray lunatics in the provence of Anfield, Silver and Kix head over to the fighting pit at the hot goods warehouse and take on the toughest madmen the provence has to offer – but the question is…will they knock them out with their girlie karate chops, extraordinary punches or their spellbinding high kicks…. or all 3?

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Having spent all their money bailing out the banks, the Government have decided to offer the Kandygirl’s protection services to the highest bidders. Agents Silver and Kix are on a one way mission of destruction to knock the hell out of anyone stupid enough to get in their way. These lethal ladies knock out a host of local lunatics, ruthlessly battering them using some of the highest and deadliest kicks known to woman.

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There’s a bounty on the head of notorious gang leader Fernando Torres and there’s only one girl who can bring him in…Kix. In her most explosive adventure yet, Kix unleashes the most one sided display of destruction, taking his guards down and then squaring up to the man himself.  In this mixed action extravaganza, Kix destroys her opponents with incredible flying kicks, spinning kicks and knock out power blows without even breaking a sweat.

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Meet Silver, Kick Ass Kandy’s most brutal, violent and sadistic Kandygirl – she’s on the hunt for Kandyman’s stolen Iphone of secrets with the Queen of Kandygirls – Kix. This deadly supermodel has the most devastating high kick in Kandyland with a punch to match.  Massive mixed fighting action as these girls deliver devastating beat downs to some seriously dangerous and ugly baddies.

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Films

1. Diamonds are for Kick Ass
2. The Lion, the Witch and the Kick Ass – Part One
3. License to Kick Ass
4. Cool Hand Kick Ass
5. The Lion, the Witch and the Kick Ass – Part Two
6. The Kick Ass Identity
7. The Kick Ass Supremacy
8. The Kick Ass Ultimatum
9. Kick Ass with a Vengeance
10. Breakfast at Kick Ass

Bonus: AJ in Death in Fishnets

Double Bonus: AJ in Clash of the Kick Ass

The never seen before Clash of the Kick Ass featuring Kick Ass Queen AJ in THAT pink dress and THOSE boots. It’s the rarest of the rare! Watch AJ destroy 5 terrorists who’ve moved in to the farm next door.

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Some naughty boys have stolen the school exam papers at Schmeichel High and are about to sell them. Its time for undercover schoolgirls Bambi and Kix to beat those silly little thieves up, retrieve the papers and safeguard the futures of tomorrows’ leaders and Kick Ass Kandy fans.  Intense fighting action from 2 of KAK’s most beautifully lethal.

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Some lunatic gang want to blow up the world governing body of football but they hadn’t reckoned on a trio of Kick Ass Kandygirls. Bambi has gone undercover and is about to be joined by Kix and new agent Foxy and together they are going to kick some major hooligan ass!

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She’s Catsuited, She’s Booted and nothing else appropriate rhymes.

For the first time in 2 years Agent Kix has allowed us to photograph her demolishing another hapless goon as she heads off to meet up with the other Kandygirls for cream tea.

She’s in a good mood having just saved the world for the 29th time.

Stunning isn’t the word.

Devastating is.

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Bambi’s bought a new skin tight dress and she’s dying to test it out. Coincidentally she’s just heard that the Mourinho gang have stolen every Government Bond ever in the worldand she needs to find them, quick! She and Kix head straight off to beat the information out of the gang – the gang don’t stand a chance against Bambi’s brutality but will the question on everyone’s lips is…will the dress?

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Agent Kix has woken up in a forest, she was poisoned and has to find the antidote in 60 minutes or she’ll die…oh and if her heart rate drops before then, she’ll die too. Kix only knows one way to keep that rate up, by kicking serious ass so she goes on the biggest ass kicking spree to date, with flying, spinning and gymnastic kicks, judo flips and rocket punches she takes on every stranger that comes her way, but will she find the antidote in time?

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HI KIX and BAMBI are out to smash Evil Lord Abramovich’s masterplan for global domination, they’ve fought their way to the very epicentre of his box factory lair but they have to demolish the remaining elite guards before they get the blueprints. Whilst Kix takes on 2 thugs at the same time, Bambi makes easy work of Mr Big.

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Agent Hi-Kix is on a truly international mission and is joined by Kick Ass Italia’s most deadly weapon, Agent Bambi.

Together they need to find and destroy Evil Lord Abramovich’s blueprint for global domination before he takes over the football world.

The girls know its hidden in his famous box factory so turn undercover schoolgirls and infiltrate a visiting school trip. In their quest for knowledge they high kick, karate chop and generally batter 2 of the Evil Lord’s most fearsome henchmen – but will they uncover the fiendish plot?

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The army are having problems with discipline in their Elite ranks, the specialist soldiers have become over-confident and complacent and their General wants to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget – that’s why he’s called in Agents Vixen and Kix to let loose on them and give them a beating they’ll never forget, it’s an absolute kickfest!

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The catsuited Kandygirls have demolished some of Branagh’s crack artiste army but there’s still plenty more deadly beatings to dish out before they get their prized assets back!

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Naughty actor Kenneth Branagh has nicked the girls’ mojos, he’s trying to sell them and they’re not happy! The deadly duo are on the rampage and will have to kick, punch and chop his thespian army all over the place to get them back!

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Sydney and Minx, her little sister and KAK Agent in training, are on a mission to shut down a car-thieving racket for good. Its only when they get there do they find their own bleedin’ cars have been robbed. They were only going to slightly kick ass before but now they’re going to beat the living daylights out of them.

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Drax Corp have been taking out Government Ministers all over the world, where MI5, CIA and JLS have failed the Kandygirls will succeed. 3 girls viciously take down 12 men without remorse. Remorse was shopping with her mum.

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Having bailed her partner out of a spot of bother Kix and Red go on the rampage with a vicious display of brutality but after snooping round their enemy lair Kix uncovers some startling information.

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Agent Red is bored and when she’s bored she’s dangerous. She’s walked Ronnie the dog around the park 17 times and has worked up the kind of appetite that only infiltrating an enemy base can satisfy. Red’s chat up technique seamlessly turns into an almighty fight and mischief ensues. Enter Hi Kix.

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Vixen and Hi-Kix are fast asleep they’re about to get invaded by the evil bad guys intent on revenge. How will the two beautiful martial arts experts fare in just their nighties? Very well of course, it was a rhetorical question.

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Kix and Sydney are about to spring into action as some twat has got hold of a toxic nerve gas and will release it imminently. The deadly duo must batter an army of extremist guards before they battle their luntic leader.

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Kix and Mata Hari don’t like surprises, unless they’re surprise gifts or parties. They’ve got mere moments to find and pull the plug on the uranium enrichment process. Looks like they’ll have to step up the ass kicking.

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Vixen and Hi-Kix are out for revenge. Many years ago 2 local gang lords took out 2 of their family members in an ambush. They’ve finally tracked them down and these guys are going to be mentally and physically destroyed by a couple of girls in pretty dresses. How embarrassing?

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Hi-Kix and Mata Hari have infiltrated the enemy base, they’ve both destroyed 2 guards each but there’s some dangerous uranium and a host of bigger guards to destroy before they can hit happy hour at the Dog and Bollock. But is there a twist afoot?

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Mata Hari is about to break cover, she’s been waiting a year for this and the idiot terrorists have finally completed their Uranium enrichment process. They only know her as their sexy assistant but now they’re going to know her as their sexy tormentor. Together with the gorgeous Hi-Kix they’re going to beat the hell out of the terror gang, destroy the deadly chemicals and look irresistible doing it.

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Hi-Kix and Sydney Vicious-Smythe have been dragged away from their glamorous social lives and this does not make them happy girls. They’ve got to find evil leader Blofat and find the detonator before he blows up his target. They’re venturing into his heavily guarded lair, armed only in eveningwear.

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Now that rogue Agent Badnight has stolen the trigger and sold it on to the evil agents of S.C.O.U.S.E its up to special Agents Hi-Kix and Vixen to get it back. Missions of this severity mean only one thing, they must go undercover as schoolgirls . This high kicking, power punching duo are going to make light homework of army of bad guys.

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Same story as Part 1 but these time they knock them all the bad guys out and save the kids from the rip off world of drugs, until they leave school that is when they’ll be readily available from all good dealers at very reasonable prices.

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There’s a drug racket masquerading as a candy store at Wayne Rooney High School. There’s only one course of action required, Agents Hi-Kix and brand new Agent Vixen must dress as schoolgirls and go undercover to kick some degenerate ass. Massive action, as the lethal ladies defy physics to dish out a physical education and make history of these poor fools.

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Having seen her two best men demolished by the city’s most handsome, yet slightly sadistic, crime lord, Agent Hi-Kix realises its time to take matters into her own hands…and feet. She’s about to teach him a lesson he won’t forget. A physical one that is, not maths or geography or anything like that.

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Agent Hi-Kix is running a bar as cover and a local drug lord stereotype wants to close it down. She’s got a guy working for her, he thinks he’s there to protect her – funny!

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