The Lion, the Witch and the Kick Ass Pt1

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The Lion, the Witch and the Kick Ass Pt1

Agent Hi-Kix is on a truly international mission and is joined by Kick Ass Italia’s most deadly weapon, Agent Bambi.

Together they need to find and destroy Evil Lord Abramovich’s blueprint for global domination before he takes over the football world.

The girls know its hidden in his famous box factory so turn undercover schoolgirls and infiltrate a visiting school trip. In their quest for knowledge they high kick, karate chop and generally batter 2 of the Evil Lord’s most fearsome henchmen – but will they uncover the fiendish plot?

  • Graves78

    …and just when I thought I’ve seen everything, this movie has COMPLETELY blown me away. It’s like a spiritual successor to the Silence of the Kick Ass – two mind-blowing girl in school uniforms with an insanely cool attitude kicking some serious ass – but even surpasses that movie in some ways. First of all, instead of containing a few kind of punches of kicks (and repeating it many times for 8 minutes), this movie contains a very wide variety of moves that will please everyone. Just like a “best of…” collection. Punches? Karate chops? Trample? Ballbusting? Mule kick? Groin kick? High kicks? Foot choke hold? It has it all, and in insane quantity. Heck, the scene where Bambi casually swings her gorgeous leg back and forth, kicking the head of the unfortunate henchman some ten times would worth watching this movie in itself!
    But still, what makes Kandyman movies totally unique is that the girls not only fight, but they do it in style and with the right attitude. And this movie contains a LOT of the right attitude, even in the smallest details. From the beginning – where Hi-Kix uses her heartbreakingly short skirt to distract the guard – throughout the whole action, there are many priceless little moments (when Bambi casually throws her notepad to the ground before starting the beating… or when the henchman tries to surprise Hi-Kix from behind and the poor man doesn’t see what we are, that Kix is well aware of this and already smiling… or…I could go on forever).
    Hi-Kix is truly awesome in this movie (again), but it was Bambi who stole the show in my eyes. It’s hard to believe that she’s a new Kandygirl, she does everything so perfectly, her attitude is SPOT ON, it seems like she’s been always part of the team. I was especially amazed by her teasing and graceful moves throughout the movie (not only in the fight scenes)- this gracefulness is probably only matched by Mata Hari. I hope we could see Agent Bambi many more times.
    A perfect movie. Please make many more like this!

  • msemmapeel

    Hi-Kix and Bambi team up in another KAK classic! Hi-Kix gets better every film (not sure how that happens since she was great in her first film). She looks great and fights even better. Bambi is a natural ass-kicker. Her long blonde hair and athletic body look awesome as she destroys her man! Playful and confident, her fighting seems to improve as the film goes on (can’t wait to see her in Part II). Her feminine, sexy moves after each knock-down are mixed fighting at it’s best!
    A couple of suggestions – mini-skirts rule, but please lose the black shorts underneath. Think Hi-Kix and Vixen’s silk panties in their school girl outfits (much better). Also – ok to lose the blouses – fighting in bras lets us appreciate all the girl’s weapons. One last – maybe the girls can use a long, painful wrestling hold (scissors or headlock) to get the guys to talk?
    All in all another FANTASTIC KAK movie. The acting is great, the girls are beautiful, the fighting is breath-taking, and the men are beaten to a pulp. It doesn’t get any better than KAK – thanks again, Hi-Kix, Bambi, Kandyman, and all!